Bom Sagvabfet is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful faun.

Bom Sagvabfet created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bom Sagvabfet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bom Sagvabfet, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bom Sagvabfet's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bom Sagvabfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.