Fadlimont is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witty horse.

Fadlimont created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlimont, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadlimont, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fadlimont's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fadlimont's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Do not hurt swans.