Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest narwhal.

Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always obey Geptafgod Xuckimlarpbast's priests.