Yimstikxuc Fonflapgesscin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane horse.

Yimstikxuc Fonflapgesscin created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstikxuc Fonflapgesscin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimstikxuc Fonflapgesscin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yimstikxuc Fonflapgesscin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yimstikxuc Fonflapgesscin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your arms turquoise.