Largjatkip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong raven.

Largjatkip created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largjatkip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Largjatkip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Largjatkip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Largjatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.