Cubgepbapbast Bepvolkop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent skunk.

Cubgepbapbast Bepvolkop created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cubgepbapbast Bepvolkop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cubgepbapbast Bepvolkop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cubgepbapbast Bepvolkop's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cubgepbapbast Bepvolkop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about tapirs.