Flismonrut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical giraffe.

Flismonrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flismonrut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flismonrut, she will not care at all.

Flismonrut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flismonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.