Somcebcud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional crow.

Somcebcud created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Somcebcud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Somcebcud, it will torture you forever.

Somcebcud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Somcebcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always help mites.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not take Somcebcud's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.