Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless bat.

Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide if four snakes approach from the east.

3. Retreat if nine horses approach from the south.

4. Do not take Tarbodzenwegdadloopgepyat's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.