Bapyaknutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty otter.

Bapyaknutt created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapyaknutt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapyaknutt, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bapyaknutt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bapyaknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Put Bapyaknutt first in all things.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Never go into brown rooms.