Wikcissnel is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate turtle.

Wikcissnel created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Wikcissnel, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikcissnel, it will turn you into a tree.

Wikcissnel's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wikcissnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.