Wikcissnel is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, compassionate
turtle.
Wikcissnel created dark matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Wikcissnel, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wikcissnel, it will turn you into a tree.
Wikcissnel's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Wikcissnel's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always help sick tapirs.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.
4. Do not speak about peas.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.