Fengofnablog is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering
pig.
Fengofnablog created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fengofnablog, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fengofnablog, it will ignore you.
Fengofnablog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Fengofnablog's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Put Fengofnablog first in all things.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never pour water over plants.