Fengofnablog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering pig.

Fengofnablog created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengofnablog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fengofnablog, it will ignore you.

Fengofnablog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fengofnablog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Fengofnablog first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never pour water over plants.