Vagcissquaf is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow
crow.
Vagcissquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Vagcissquaf, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Vagcissquaf, it will try to impress you with trees.
Vagcissquaf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Vagcissquaf's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vagcissquaf.
2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Vagcissquaf on top of important buildings.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never hurt mice.