Cadbumnel Vigsadbab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane deer.

Cadbumnel Vigsadbab created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cadbumnel Vigsadbab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadbumnel Vigsadbab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cadbumnel Vigsadbab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cadbumnel Vigsadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadbumnel Vigsadbab.