Dubappwad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic spider.

Dubappwad created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubappwad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dubappwad, it will think nothing of it.

Dubappwad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dubappwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Dubappwad.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dubappwad.