Sagpangcar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying deer.

Sagpangcar created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sagpangcar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sagpangcar, she will turn you into a plant.

Sagpangcar's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sagpangcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never paint your arms pink.