Yestdobcet is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing skunk.

Yestdobcet created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yestdobcet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yestdobcet, she will turn you into a worm.

Yestdobcet's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yestdobcet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. You must pray to Yestdobcet four times a day.

3. Never wear orange boots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.