Zaghadflan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful goblin.

Zaghadflan created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaghadflan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zaghadflan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zaghadflan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Zaghadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Run away from yellow rats, for they are unholy.

3. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

4. Put Zaghadflan first in all things.

5. Zaghadflan loves mice, so they must be respected.