Habingkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent lion.

Habingkap created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habingkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habingkap, she will not care.

Habingkap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Habingkap's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear white.

4. Habingkap loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not run in public.