Satgonhan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever shrew.

Satgonhan created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgonhan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Satgonhan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Satgonhan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Satgonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Satgonhan on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Satgonhan's name in vain.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.
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