Renominbiss is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous
owl.
Renominbiss created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Renominbiss, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Renominbiss, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Renominbiss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Renominbiss' Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Never run in the presence of swans.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Run away from turquoise cats, for they are unholy.