Renominbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous owl.

Renominbiss created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renominbiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Renominbiss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Renominbiss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Renominbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never run in the presence of swans.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away from turquoise cats, for they are unholy.