Vantarphot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless ant.

Vantarphot created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vantarphot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vantarphot, she will not care at all.

Vantarphot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vantarphot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the west.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Vantarphot loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never paint your feet orange.