Cenhadlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy centaur.

Cenhadlist created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Cenhadlist, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cenhadlist, it will not care at all.

Cenhadlist's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cenhadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to pigs while wearing brown skirts.

2. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the north.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Always take life seriously.