Mifbessjadtingeb is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tiresome narwhal.

Mifbessjadtingeb created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbessjadtingeb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifbessjadtingeb, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mifbessjadtingeb's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mifbessjadtingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never sit in holy places.