Wodvenyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered cobra.

Wodvenyarl created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodvenyarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodvenyarl, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wodvenyarl's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wodvenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing yellow hats.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Put Wodvenyarl first in all things.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Wodvenyarl on top of all buildings.