Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Dadflapbat Stragarmdiss loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.