Cisssugged is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident coyote.

Cisssugged created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cisssugged, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cisssugged, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cisssugged's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cisssugged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cisssugged first in all things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Cisssugged five times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Worship no other gods but Cisssugged.