Camfudpog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow hydra.

Camfudpog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfudpog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Camfudpog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Camfudpog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Camfudpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if three horses approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear red.