Jinhakdub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous salamander.

Jinhakdub created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Jinhakdub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinhakdub, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jinhakdub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jinhakdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jinhakdub on top of all buildings.