Dadyimquart is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty dog.

Dadyimquart created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadyimquart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadyimquart, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadyimquart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dadyimquart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snakes approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.