Dingedmum is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered
dolphin.
Dingedmum created snails four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dingedmum, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Dingedmum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Dingedmum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Dingedmum's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Never talk about doves.