Dingedmum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered dolphin.

Dingedmum created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dingedmum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dingedmum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dingedmum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dingedmum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never talk about doves.