Bintadstip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent cat.

Bintadstip created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Bintadstip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bintadstip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bintadstip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bintadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.