Talsugbun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent crane.

Talsugbun created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Talsugbun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talsugbun, he will turn you into a duck.

Talsugbun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Talsugbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Talsugbun on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.