Fudbusquamjabhakfoss is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, irritating
crocodile.
Fudbusquamjabhakfoss created carbon six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fudbusquamjabhakfoss, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fudbusquamjabhakfoss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fudbusquamjabhakfoss' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Fudbusquamjabhakfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not sit in public.
2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fudbusquamjabhakfoss on top of all buildings.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Do not wear red clothing.