Ceplamtan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident frog.

Ceplamtan created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplamtan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ceplamtan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ceplamtan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ceplamtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near mites.

2. You must love Ceplamtan.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
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