Veenfarndun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful
dugong.
Veenfarndun created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenfarndun, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Veenfarndun, it will turn you into a worm.
Veenfarndun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Veenfarndun's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not skip in public.
3. Do not wear purple clothing.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.