Veenfarndun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful dugong.

Veenfarndun created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfarndun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veenfarndun, it will turn you into a worm.

Veenfarndun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Veenfarndun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.