Wanhitbed is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable hydra.

Wanhitbed created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhitbed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanhitbed, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wanhitbed's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wanhitbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not take Wanhitbed's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Wanhitbed six times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not kill ducks.