Riljonsitfit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful newt.

Riljonsitfit created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Riljonsitfit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Riljonsitfit, she will make you grow a tail.

Riljonsitfit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Riljonsitfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never wear indigo rings.