Gofontzed is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented hamster.

Gofontzed created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gofontzed, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofontzed, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gofontzed's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gofontzed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mites approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.