Kambatcap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent ferret.

Kambatcap created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kambatcap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kambatcap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kambatcap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kambatcap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kambatcap.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Never laugh near hamsters.

5. Always stare at clouds.