Cudlagfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, resourceful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cudlagfoss created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudlagfoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudlagfoss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cudlagfoss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cudlagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.