Banyimdit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak scorpion.

Banyimdit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banyimdit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banyimdit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Banyimdit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Banyimdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Banyimdit's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.