Nigbopmilvin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish toad.

Nigbopmilvin created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigbopmilvin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigbopmilvin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nigbopmilvin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nigbopmilvin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Nigbopmilvin loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.