Nelgof Tinyik is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing dolphin.

Nelgof Tinyik created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Nelgof Tinyik, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelgof Tinyik, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nelgof Tinyik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nelgof Tinyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nelgof Tinyik's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. You must pray to Nelgof Tinyik four times a day.