Gepbissmab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive shrew.

Gepbissmab created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbissmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepbissmab, she will turn you into a snail.

Gepbissmab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gepbissmab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepbissmab.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear blue scarves.