Bemdossvog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless cobra.

Bemdossvog created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdossvog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bemdossvog, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bemdossvog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bemdossvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not kill ants.