Busfobquartmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless mongoose.

Busfobquartmin created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfobquartmin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Busfobquartmin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Busfobquartmin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Busfobquartmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not take Busfobquartmin's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Busfobquartmin on top of important buildings.