Linzoghingud is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, happy
mole.
Linzoghingud created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Linzoghingud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Linzoghingud, he will turn you into a dog.
Linzoghingud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Linzoghingud's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
4. You must love Linzoghingud.
5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.