Gupcidveddog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet dove.

Gupcidveddog created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcidveddog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gupcidveddog, he will laugh at you.

Gupcidveddog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gupcidveddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Gupcidveddog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.