Ditgupgig is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring
salamander.
Ditgupgig created bats six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ditgupgig, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ditgupgig, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Ditgupgig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Ditgupgig's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Feed all hungry rats.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Respect your elders.